{"id":1275,"date":"2009-10-30T20:47:49","date_gmt":"2009-10-31T03:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=1275"},"modified":"2009-10-30T20:47:49","modified_gmt":"2009-10-31T03:47:49","slug":"911-dating-service","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/911-dating-service\/","title":{"rendered":"911 Dating Service"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object id=\"viddler\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"437\" height=\"333\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.viddler.com\/player\/aa38f1a6\/\" \/><param name=\"name\" value=\"viddler\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed id=\"viddler\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"437\" height=\"333\" src=\"http:\/\/www.viddler.com\/player\/aa38f1a6\/\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" name=\"viddler\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>There are definitely easier ways to get a date. I can certainly think of a place to find a date that won&#8217;t result in being arrested and charged with misusing 911.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1275\" data-postid=\"1275\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1275 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are definitely easier ways to get a date. I can certainly think of a place to find a date that won&#8217;t result in being arrested and charged with misusing 911.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192,161],"tags":[556,180,557,143,249,255,8,151,58],"class_list":["post-1275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","category-booty-call-u-videos","tag-556","tag-dating","tag-desperate","tag-emergency","tag-fail","tag-funny-video","tag-online-dating","tag-onlinebootycall","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1275"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1278,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1275\/revisions\/1278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}