{"id":12753,"date":"2011-11-21T14:50:25","date_gmt":"2011-11-21T21:50:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12753"},"modified":"2011-11-21T14:50:25","modified_gmt":"2011-11-21T21:50:25","slug":"why-cant-rihanna-find-a-booty-call","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/why-cant-rihanna-find-a-booty-call\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Can&#8217;t Rihanna Find a Booty Call?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_12754\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-12754\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-12754\" title=\"rihanna\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/rihanna.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/rihanna.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/rihanna-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-12754\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">via topwomen.org<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>As we all know (and as we proved back with our <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/your-dream-celebrity-booty-call\/\" target=\"_blank\">celebrity booty call poll)<\/a>, Rihanna is a beautiful, talented, and sexy woman. She sells out concerts around the world, makes top singles with ease, and dazzles on the red carpet at every event. So imagine our shock and surprise when we read this from<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theimproper.com\/30441\/rihanna-will-this-girl-ever-get-a-booty-call-photos\" target=\"_blank\"> theImproper<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>\u201cI do put a lot into my job; most of my time if not all of it, and it definitely affects my personal life,\u201d she said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMy personal life is pretty much non-existent, which is not good, not for the long run. Not for me, not for \u2018her,\u2019\u201d she said, pointing between her legs. Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThat\u2019s why I stay on Twitter a lot, so I can [converse] with my fans, because I don\u2019t get any booty calls,\u201d she told a shocked looking Ellen.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Say whaaaa? How could a world renowned performer like Rihanna have trouble finding a booty call? IT IS A CRIME, I TELL YOU! So, that being known, we graciously extend our services to the Barbados starlet. Just like the millions of other singles who have found some tail (and in some cases, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/testimoanial-tuesday-17\/\" target=\"_blank\">LOVE<\/a>) at OBC, we can&#8217;t even begin to imagine the booty call invites that Miss Rihanna would get. So come on down, gorgeous, the water&#8217;s fine!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12753\" data-postid=\"12753\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12753 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 As we all know (and as we proved back with our celebrity booty call poll), Rihanna is a beautiful, talented, and sexy woman. She sells out concerts around the world, makes top singles with ease, and dazzles on the red carpet at every event. So imagine our shock and surprise when we read this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[205,1484,7417,1024,67,7416],"class_list":["post-12753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrities","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-ellen","tag-news","tag-rihanna","tag-rihanna-needs-a-booty-call","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12753"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12753"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12753\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12755,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12753\/revisions\/12755"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}