{"id":12864,"date":"2011-12-01T15:15:31","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T22:15:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=12864"},"modified":"2011-12-01T15:11:05","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T22:11:05","slug":"the-best-headline-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-best-headline-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Headline Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can&#8217;t be sure if it beats out<a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/owner-of-killer-bear-chokes-to-death-on-sex-toy\/\" target=\"_blank\"> this<\/a> headline, or even if it&#8217;s better than <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/best-news-headline-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\">this confusing-as-hell<\/a> gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple&#8217;s <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/best-news-headline-fail-ever\/\" target=\"_blank\">innuendo-full knee slapper<\/a> comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is&#8230; disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old woman? You decide!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12865\" title=\"milffap\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/milffap.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/milffap.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/milffap-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-12864\" data-postid=\"12864\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-12864 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All hyperbole aside, this is a great headline. I can&#8217;t be sure if it beats out this headline, or even if it&#8217;s better than this confusing-as-hell gem. But, falling in the ranks of Apple&#8217;s innuendo-full knee slapper comes a headline from a Filipino newspaper in California. The question is&#8230; disgruntled young intern, or oblivious old [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3996],"tags":[3990,7459,7461,1968,3876,7460,7462],"class_list":["post-12864","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-dating-news","tag-fap","tag-funny-headline","tag-funny-news-gaffes","tag-innuendo","tag-lol","tag-milf","tag-milf-braces-for-fap-offensive","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12864"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12864"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12864\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12867,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12864\/revisions\/12867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12864"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12864"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12864"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}