{"id":13119,"date":"2011-12-27T15:30:37","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T22:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13119"},"modified":"2011-12-27T11:23:44","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T18:23:44","slug":"sinead-oconnor-divorces-among-other-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sinead-oconnor-divorces-among-other-things\/","title":{"rendered":"Sinead O’Connor Divorces (Among Other Things)"},"content":{"rendered":"

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This post isn’t actually about the divorce of controversial singer Sinead O’Connor (she once ripped up a picture of the pope on live television) after only 16 days of marriage, but I figured it would be smart to include that detail since we ARE, after all, a blog about waiting for marriage until you’re super super serious for sure for sure.<\/p>\n

The important part of this post is the creepy-ass nature of O’Connor’s wedding announcements after her ridiculous Britney Spears-esque Vegas wedding, wherein she said,<\/p>\n

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Dear friends… amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you will appreciate, it’s a bit of a ‘Can’t. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth’. Situation.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

First of all<\/strong>: “glorious marriage,” huh? So glorious that it only lasted 16 days? Something about that seems inaccurate.<\/p>\n

Second<\/strong>: “media people are naturally seeking me”? REALLY? I highly doubt that. You were irrelevant a decade ago.<\/p>\n

And third and most importantly<\/strong>, your wedding announcement has the words ‘Can’t. Talk. Cock. In. Mouth’ in it. GROSS, SINEAD. JUST GROSS.<\/p>\n

Celebrities just shouldn’t be allowed to get married anymore unless they move to a private island or something. All these “woopsie, made a booboo” divorces recently are making my blood boil. UGH.<\/p>\n

Image and story via Gawker<\/a><\/p>\n

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