{"id":13142,"date":"2011-12-29T13:45:58","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T20:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13142"},"modified":"2011-12-29T13:43:46","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T20:43:46","slug":"top-5-reasons-not-to-get-married-of-2011","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/top-5-reasons-not-to-get-married-of-2011\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Reasons Not to Get Married of 2011"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"Considering the fact that 2011 has been The Year of the Booty Call,<\/strong><\/a> it’s not much of a surprise that it’s also the year of realizing-that-marriage-is-crazy. It seems like each of the 52 weeks provided some new story or study that showed that we as a public are finally coming to see that getting married in your twenties isn’t the ONLY option (and in fact might be the very worst one). Let’s take a look at our top 5, shall we?<\/p>\n

1. The SHOCKING amount celebrity couples that split:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Scarlett Johanssen and Ryan Reynolds<\/a>, Arnold and Maria<\/a>, Sandra and Jesse<\/a>, Will and Jada<\/a>, JLo and Marc Anthony<\/a>, Sinead O’Connor (is she a celebrity?)<\/a>, Adrienne Curry and that Brady dude,<\/a> Kim Kardashian and her NBA goon<\/a>, and many more, the celebrity break ups this year were OFF THE CHARTS. And if a marriage can’t last in a relationship full of St. Barts vacations and million dollar gifts, then I’m pretty sure our lowly proletariat marriages don’t have a chance.<\/p>\n

2. 40% of Americans think that marriage is obsolete anyway<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Straight from the US Census, we learned that the amount of people who think marriage is outdated has hit an all time high, for several reasons.<\/p>\n

3. Marriage is totally outdated, dude.<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

This post listed three reasons that marriage might have been a necessity back in the Middle Ages, the 18th century, and the 1950s, but is DEFINITELY not now. One of my personal favorite posts of the year.<\/p>\n

4. Married people did some NUTJOB SH*T<\/strong> THIS YEAR. And we believe the very institution of marriage might be a good reason for their crazy antics, like say:<\/p>\n