{"id":13189,"date":"2012-01-04T12:45:31","date_gmt":"2012-01-04T19:45:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13189"},"modified":"2012-01-03T21:12:11","modified_gmt":"2012-01-04T04:12:11","slug":"brandi-glanville-gets-fake-drunk-married","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/brandi-glanville-gets-fake-drunk-married\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandi Glanville Gets Fake Drunk Married"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13190\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13190\" style=\"width: 350px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-13190\" title=\"twitter\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/twitter.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/twitter.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/twitter-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/twitter-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/twitter-186x186.jpg 186w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/twitter-38x38.jpg 38w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 350px) 100vw, 350px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13190\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">nothing says love like texting mid-kiss.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><strong>Marriage: <\/strong>the most sacred, meaningful, and important institution our species celebrates, or so we&#8217;ve been told&#8230; \u00a0but definitely not to famous-for-being-snubbed Brandi Glanville, a Real Houswives star whose husband famously left her for country singer Leann Rimes. According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.radaronline.com\/exclusives\/2012\/01\/brandi-glanville-has-drunken-wedding-darin-harvey\" target=\"_blank\">Radar Online,<\/a> Glanville got married in a ridiculous drunken ceremony in Las Vegas and then &#8220;honeymooned&#8221;\u00a0at the Spearmint Rhino strip club \u00a0over the holiday weekend with some guy named Darin Harvey.<\/p>\n<p>Glanville, in classic Real Housewives immaturity, tweeted multiple times throughout the night, saying, <strong>&#8220;I&#8217;m married again- suuuuuuck it!&#8221;<\/strong><strong> &#8220;Honeymoons with strippers are the best!&#8221;<\/strong> and<strong> &#8220;After some beer and strippers he is now my husband. No joke!&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Harvey, however, seemed to have woken up with a headache, a queasy stomach, and a severe case of regret, because he tweeted the following morning that the wedding was a &#8220;drunken BFF thing&#8221; and that he\u00a0&#8220;had a crazy Vegas moment. Getting annulled tomorrow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but all I can think when I read those last three paragraphs is how happy I am that marriage still means as much as it did when our ancestors joined together in holy matrimony in the 1700s. I&#8217;m sure we all feel that couples&#8217; passion, devotion, and love just by reading their tweets, don&#8217;t we?<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13189\" data-postid=\"13189\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13189 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 Marriage: the most sacred, meaningful, and important institution our species celebrates, or so we&#8217;ve been told&#8230; \u00a0but definitely not to famous-for-being-snubbed Brandi Glanville, a Real Houswives star whose husband famously left her for country singer Leann Rimes. According to Radar Online, Glanville got married in a ridiculous drunken ceremony in Las Vegas and then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[5868,7657,205,1485,7659,7656,683,7658,4560,2404],"class_list":["post-13189","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-teamsingle","tag-brandi-glanville","tag-celebrities","tag-celebrity-couples","tag-celebrity-marriages","tag-d-list","tag-gross","tag-leann-rimes","tag-reasons-to-not-get-married","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13189"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13189"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13189\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13193,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13189\/revisions\/13193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13189"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13189"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13189"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}