{"id":13251,"date":"2012-01-10T14:00:59","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T21:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13251"},"modified":"2012-01-10T10:27:10","modified_gmt":"2012-01-10T17:27:10","slug":"the-schticky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-schticky\/","title":{"rendered":"The Schticky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/crime\/shamwow-guy-slap-chop-bust\">prostitute-punching<\/a> infomercial dude is back with a new product you don&#8217;t need but will probably buy:<strong> The Schticky<\/strong>. According to Vince, it&#8217;s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think?<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, it wouldn&#8217;t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, so let&#8217;s play a little Tuesday morning game, shall we? The first person to spot the totally creepster line in this commercial wins a chocolate bar (you only play shipping &amp; handling, expect your free gift in 4 &#8211; 6 years.)<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px;\" classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VAQjF5RPgbg?version=3&amp;feature=player_detailpage\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"100\" height=\"100\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VAQjF5RPgbg?version=3&amp;feature=player_detailpage\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13251\" data-postid=\"13251\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13251 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Vince Schlomi, the Sham-wow-hocking-prostitute-punching infomercial dude is back with a new product you don&#8217;t need but will probably buy: The Schticky. According to Vince, it&#8217;s like a reusable lint roller that you can use on your dog? I think? Needless to say, it wouldn&#8217;t be a Vince commercial without just a smidge of sexual innuendo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[649,255,3479,7695,7696,7697],"class_list":["post-13251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-funny-commercials","tag-funny-video","tag-infomercials","tag-schticky","tag-sham-wow","tag-vince-schlomi","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13251"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13251"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13265,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13251\/revisions\/13265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}