{"id":13266,"date":"2012-01-11T10:58:40","date_gmt":"2012-01-11T17:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13266"},"modified":"2012-01-10T20:23:19","modified_gmt":"2012-01-11T03:23:19","slug":"tmzs-beyonce-headline-gets-a-tweak","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/tmzs-beyonce-headline-gets-a-tweak\/","title":{"rendered":"TMZ&#8217;s Beyonce Headline Gets a Tweak"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;m sure you know, because you are a bipedal species with access to the internet, that hip hop gods Jay-Z and Beyonce gave birth to their first child, a baby girl named Blue Ivy, this weekend at the Lenox Hill Hospital in NYC. Every website was abuzz &#8211; trying to figure out the baby&#8217;s name (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2012\/01\/07\/beyonce-gives-birth-jay-z-baby-girl-ivy-blue\/\" target=\"_blank\">is it Blue Ivy or Ivy Blue?!<\/a> I MUST KNOW), debating on whether the duo&#8217;s security measures were over the top (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2012\/01\/09\/beyonce-lennox-hill-hospital-money-payment\/\" target=\"_blank\">were other patients &#8220;neglected&#8221;<\/a>?), and tearing up over the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2012\/01\/09\/jay-z-beyonce-miscarriage-blue-ivy-rap-glory\/\" target=\"_blank\">just-released single from Jay-Z<\/a> (the couple apparently suffered a miscarriage in a previous pregnancy).<\/p>\n<p>However, the biggest story on the subject is whether or not Beyonce gave birth to her baby naturally or via C-section, because you know how much that highly intimate detail is all of our business and everything. The new family cleared up the news, with Jay-Z announcing that Blue Ivy &#8220;was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives.&#8221;\u00a0Of course, TMZ is the go -to source for all things TMI, and they broke the news with the headline &#8220;Blue Ivy&#8217;s Birth Was Natural.&#8221; \u00a0However, they may have taken the TMI a bit too far with the headline they originally chose for the news, which <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/gavon\/beyonce-birth-headline-undergoes-slight-tweak\" target=\"_blank\">BuzzFeed<\/a> cached for all of our enjoyment:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-13267\" title=\"vagina\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/vagina.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"301\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/vagina.jpg 625w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/01\/vagina-300x144.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 625px) 100vw, 625px\" \/>I&#8217;m pretty much obligated<em> not <\/em>to bash TMZ, considering a majority of our celebrity news comes from the all-powerful gossip site, but we gotta send a shake of the head and a &#8220;tisk, tisk&#8221; over in their direction. Hope that writer got a talking to for the abhorrently poor taste.<\/p>\n<p>And now, back to Sharting News.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13266\" data-postid=\"13266\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13266 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As I&#8217;m sure you know, because you are a bipedal species with access to the internet, that hip hop gods Jay-Z and Beyonce gave birth to their first child, a baby girl named Blue Ivy, this weekend at the Lenox Hill Hospital in NYC. 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