{"id":13283,"date":"2012-01-12T12:45:16","date_gmt":"2012-01-12T19:45:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13283"},"modified":"2012-01-12T10:27:07","modified_gmt":"2012-01-12T17:27:07","slug":"khloe-might-not-be-a-kardashian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/khloe-might-not-be-a-kardashian\/","title":{"rendered":"Khloe Might Not Be a Kardashian"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all reality star “news,” unless it pertains to the “marriage can wait” theme. Khloe Kardashian having a different father than her two sisters doesn’t really have anything to do with, well, anything<\/em>, so I was going to let the whole story wash over so I could go back to hating that whole family, related-by-blood or not.<\/p>\n

But then today I read some of the responses from the KK clan, and realized that maybe it does kind of fit into the anti- marriage theme in a backwards way. So let’s back up a bit.<\/p>\n

According to a report by Radar Online<\/a>, Robert Kardashian’s widow, Ellen, decided to go to the press with the story that Robert wasn’t actually Khloe’s father – news that came as an interesting addition to Kris Jenner’s admission of infidelity last year when she was hocking her book all over the daytime talk show circuit. Ellen claims that Robert and Kris weren’t even sleeping together when Khloe was conceived, but that Robert never chose to ask for a paternity test because he loved Khloe just as much as his other biological children. Interestingly enough, Ellen just recently filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy, although I’m sure that has nothing to do with her selling a story like this to the media. (Robert’s other ex-wife, Jan, apparently confirmed the story)<\/p>\n

Needless to say, Kris and Khloe have deemed the story “ridiculous” and have called Ellen “disgusting.” Furthermore, Kris went on Good Morning America to say \u201cIt just gets weirder and weirder: I have never heard such crap in\u00a0my\u00a0life. I mean, I was there! I gave birth, I know who the dad was.\u201d (note, she didn’t say who)<\/p>\n

Although Khloe once took a DNA test<\/a> with her mother to show she wasn’t adopted, they never tested her DNA with her siblings, so it’s entirely possible that she is the product of an affair, which would explain her significantly different appearance compared to her similar looking sisters, Kim and Kourtney. While I’d love to ignore this story, I kind of would love to hear the family say “it’s none of your business, ” so I could say YES IT IS YOU FAME-WHORES, YOU MADE IT OUR BUSINESS WHEN YOU GAVE YOURSELF A REALITY SHOW.<\/strong><\/p>\n

So, how does this all relate to our don’t -get-married stance? Well, because if you get married, your ex-wife might use your name and inheritance to turn your children into narcissistic a**holes while your other two ex-wives try to ruin their lives to make money. Too much of a stretch? Fine. I’ll just go back to hating them silently then.<\/p>\n\n

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I read about this story earlier this week, but ignored it in the same way I try to avoid all reality star “news,” unless it pertains to the “marriage can wait” theme. Khloe Kardashian having a different father than her two sisters doesn’t really have anything to do with, well, anything, so I was going […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[1484,7720,7718,2878,566,7719,1024],"class_list":["post-13283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-ellen-kardashian","tag-kardashian-paternity-scandal","tag-khloe-kardashian","tag-kim-kardashian","tag-kris-jenner","tag-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13283"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13283"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13283\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13286,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13283\/revisions\/13286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}