{"id":13287,"date":"2012-01-13T12:20:43","date_gmt":"2012-01-13T19:20:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13287"},"modified":"2012-01-13T09:42:53","modified_gmt":"2012-01-13T16:42:53","slug":"worst-use-of-the-word-booty-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-use-of-the-word-booty-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Use of the Word Booty Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oRCyJXPqPKs?version=3&#038;feature=player_detailpage\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/oRCyJXPqPKs?version=3&#038;feature=player_detailpage\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p><strong>Acceptable uses of booty:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>a) a hot derriere<br \/>\nb) a sexy hook up<br \/>\nc)  something a pirate collects on the high seas<br \/>\n<strong><br \/>\nUnacceptable use of the word booty:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND &#8220;MOIST&#8221; THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13287\" data-postid=\"13287\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13287 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Acceptable uses of booty: a) a hot derriere b) a sexy hook up c) something a pirate collects on the high seas Unacceptable use of the word booty: ANYTHING MICROWAVABLE AND &#8220;MOIST&#8221; THAT GOES ON YOUR DISGUSTING LONELY FEET. EW. EW EW EW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[683,7721,3479,7722,3616,2928],"class_list":["post-13287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tech-and-gadgets","tag-gross","tag-hot-booties","tag-infomercials","tag-microwavable-slippers","tag-no-thank-you","tag-weird-products","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13287"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13287"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13287\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13298,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13287\/revisions\/13298"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}