{"id":13352,"date":"2012-01-18T12:15:56","date_gmt":"2012-01-18T19:15:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13352"},"modified":"2012-01-18T09:46:51","modified_gmt":"2012-01-18T16:46:51","slug":"zebra-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/zebra-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"Zebra Attack!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/l99HRfB8AXA?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I think this video is supposed to show the terrifying attack of a wild animal on a defenseless bystander, and perhaps prod us to think about containing animals in enclosures and cages when they are clearly meant to run free in the wild. And maybe that our hubris as humans will be our demise when animals realize they are more powerful than us and wage a war against mankind to take back the world we have ruined for them.<\/p>\n<p>But I just think it&#8217;s a hilarious video of a fat girl getting bit by a zebra because she couldn&#8217;t put down her food for one f***ing second.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13352\" data-postid=\"13352\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13352 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think this video is supposed to show the terrifying attack of a wild animal on a defenseless bystander, and perhaps prod us to think about containing animals in enclosures and cages when they are clearly meant to run free in the wild. And maybe that our hubris as humans will be our demise when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[7748,255,7750,7749],"class_list":["post-13352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-fat-girl-gets-bit-by-zebra","tag-funny-video","tag-woman-gets-bit-by-zebra","tag-zebra-attack","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13352"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13352"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13354,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13352\/revisions\/13354"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}