{"id":13471,"date":"2012-02-03T10:28:54","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T17:28:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13471"},"modified":"2012-02-02T09:55:10","modified_gmt":"2012-02-02T16:55:10","slug":"dont-mess-with-elephants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/dont-mess-with-elephants\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess With Elephants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VZKwkGqDIQY?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/VZKwkGqDIQY?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>To be fair, I would do the same thing if some douche in those shorts came up and started f***ing around with my breakfast. RUDE.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13471\" data-postid=\"13471\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13471 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To be fair, I would do the same thing if some douche in those shorts came up and started f***ing around with my breakfast. RUDE.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[7815,7814,7813,255,4600],"class_list":["post-13471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-dont-mess-with-elephants","tag-elephant-hits-guy-in-the-face","tag-elephant-punches-man","tag-funny-video","tag-wtf-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13471"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13471"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13480,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13471\/revisions\/13480"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}