{"id":13637,"date":"2012-02-16T10:15:33","date_gmt":"2012-02-16T17:15:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13637"},"modified":"2012-02-15T16:28:11","modified_gmt":"2012-02-15T23:28:11","slug":"purity-bear-psa-is-the-worst","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/purity-bear-psa-is-the-worst\/","title":{"rendered":"Purity Bear PSA is the Worst"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WB1G8YF-B4Y?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WB1G8YF-B4Y?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Look, we totally understand if the super-conservative Christian right want to keep telling young adults not to sex each other. We might not think it makes much sense, and we definitely would never preach such a biologically nonsense ideology ourselves, but HEY, whatever floats your boat, guys.<\/p>\n<p>What we are confused by, however, is why they would use these flat-out ATROCIOUS &#8220;Purity Bear&#8221; PSAs to try and warn teens against pre-marital sex. I guarantee you that even the most devout of Christian youth couldn&#8217;t do anything but LAUGH OUT LOUD at this bullsh*t video. The terrible acting, the complete lack of chemistry, the RIDICULOUS BEAR AND IT&#8217;S OBVIOUSLY &#8220;URBAN&#8221; VOICE-OVER? This isn&#8217;t the way to stop the youth from having intercourse. If anything it gives young couples something to talk about, and then laugh about, and then bond over and then BAM &#8211; knockin&#8217; boots while Purity Bear watches in horror.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13637\" data-postid=\"13637\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13637 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, we totally understand if the super-conservative Christian right want to keep telling young adults not to sex each other. We might not think it makes much sense, and we definitely would never preach such a biologically nonsense ideology ourselves, but HEY, whatever floats your boat, guys. What we are confused by, however, is why [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[7898,7897,7896,11797,3971,7895,2404],"class_list":["post-13637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-bad-acting","tag-creepy-videos","tag-day-of-purity","tag-funny-videos","tag-psas","tag-purity-bear","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13637"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13637"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13640,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13637\/revisions\/13640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}