{"id":13746,"date":"2012-03-01T10:30:16","date_gmt":"2012-03-01T17:30:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13746"},"modified":"2012-03-01T09:44:39","modified_gmt":"2012-03-01T16:44:39","slug":"happy-birthday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-birthday\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-<i>don&#8217;tworryaboutit<\/i> might have come early when I heard that conservative &#8220;journalist&#8221; and certified evil-a**hole <a href=\"http:\/\/www.politico.com\/news\/stories\/0312\/73493.html\">Andrew Breitbart <\/a>passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will have to listen to this sniveling creep (who was responsible for outing Anthony Weiner, among other things) ever again. Plus, as a person who referred to senator Ted Kennedy as a &#8220;villain&#8221;, a &#8220;duplicitous bastard&#8221;, a &#8220;prick&#8221; and &#8220;a special pile of human excrement&#8221; just hours after his death, I have no qualms about sharing my honest opinion of the dude. <\/p>\n<p>ANNNNNNYWAY, happy early birthday to us all, and especially to this lovely lady, whose friends clearly know how to ring in a birthday celebration: by giving her a concussion. <\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/B42oq8LtL8Y?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/B42oq8LtL8Y?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13746\" data-postid=\"13746\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13746 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s not my birthday, but I thought my twenty-don&#8217;tworryaboutit might have come early when I heard that conservative &#8220;journalist&#8221; and certified evil-a**hole Andrew Breitbart passed away of natural causes this morning at 43. I am not one to celebrate the death of any human being, but I am relieved to know that no one will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[5924,7954,3268,1024,7953,11796],"class_list":["post-13746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-andrew-breitbart","tag-girl-gets-knocked-out-in-birthday-cake","tag-headlines","tag-news","tag-rip-andrew-breitbart","tag-booty-call-u-videos","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13746"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13746"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13752,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13746\/revisions\/13752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}