{"id":13822,"date":"2012-03-06T15:15:39","date_gmt":"2012-03-06T22:15:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13822"},"modified":"2012-03-06T11:07:36","modified_gmt":"2012-03-06T18:07:36","slug":"snooki-is-engaged","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snooki-is-engaged\/","title":{"rendered":"Snooki is Engaged"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/snooki.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\nWhen I shout the word &#8220;SNOOKI!&#8221; what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the <a href=\"www.youtube.com\/watch?v=UWlVjwxKH_8\">THIS classic video<\/a>? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from <a href=\"http:\/\/jezebel.com\/5882000\/snookis-uti-was-from-anal-sex-and-other-things-you-didnt-need-to-know-about-her-genitals\">having too much messy anal sex<\/a>? Or perhaps just the image of her getting <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2011\/01\/18\/snooki-jersey-shore-arrest-footage-disorderly-conduct-mtv\/\">dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being too wasted<\/a>? <\/p>\n<p>Well, take all those ideas of Miss Nicole Polizzi and toss them right out the window, because it appears as though her new role is of wife and mommy. According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/03\/05\/snooki-engagement-ring-pregnant_n_1322261.html\">HuffPo<\/a>, Snooki was seen wandering the streets sporting a bit of left-ring-finger-bling, adding to the rumors swirling that ON TOP OF BEING PREGNANT (WHY GOD, WHY), the reality starlet is also engaged to her guido boyfriend, Jionni LaVelle.<\/p>\n<p>So, let&#8217;s review. A reality star that trolls the Jersey club scene for penis looking like a drunk Grands dinner roll that you left in the oven too long GETTING MARRIED AND PREGNANT PROBABLY TO GET MORE FAMOUS = OKAY, but a gay dude who loves another gay guy and wants to sit in a house with their cat and drink tea= NOT OKAY. Makes sense. <\/p>\n<p><b>Reason #168 not to get married:<\/b> You&#8217;d have something in common with SNOOKI.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13822\" data-postid=\"13822\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13822 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I shout the word &#8220;SNOOKI!&#8221; what is the first thing that comes to mind? Is it the THIS classic video? Is it the totally TMI news that she got a UTI from having too much messy anal sex? Or perhaps just the image of her getting dragged of the beaches of Jersey for being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[1484,7985,2056,7984,7808,3690,2404],"class_list":["post-13822","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-nicole-polizzi","tag-reality-shows","tag-snooki-engaged","tag-snooki-pregnant","tag-the-jersey-shore","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13822"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13822\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13832,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13822\/revisions\/13832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}