{"id":13893,"date":"2012-03-13T09:27:24","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T16:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13893"},"modified":"2012-03-13T09:27:24","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T16:27:24","slug":"this-woman-is-in-love-with-the-statue-of-liberty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/this-woman-is-in-love-with-the-statue-of-liberty\/","title":{"rendered":"This Woman is in Love with The Statue of Liberty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it&#8217;s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright blue one. It&#8217;s my favorite. I use it in the chilly mornings when I&#8217;m blogging and at night when I&#8217;m falling asleep watching Ink Masters. I love that thing. LOVE it.<\/p>\n<p>However, I don&#8217;t <i>love<\/i> love my Snuggie, in a way that that could be construed as <i>Objectum sexuality<\/i>, a mental disorder that leads human beings to fall in love with inanimate objects. Like for example&#8230; the Statue of Liberty?<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wsd4sNzZSWA?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/wsd4sNzZSWA?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13893\" data-postid=\"13893\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13893 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll be honest: i f***ing LOVE my Snuggie. I know it&#8217;s a total gag gift, and when I received three of them from family members a couple years ago for Christmas, I should have laughed it off and donated them to charity. But instead I gave two away as re-gifts and held onto the bright [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[8011,8013,8012,8010,2404],"class_list":["post-13893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-objectum-sexuality","tag-weird-sexual-fetishes","tag-woman-in-love-with-drumkit","tag-woman-in-love-with-the-statue-of-liberty","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13893"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13893"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13895,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13893\/revisions\/13895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}