{"id":13959,"date":"2012-03-21T13:45:20","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T20:45:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13959"},"modified":"2012-03-21T12:52:54","modified_gmt":"2012-03-21T19:52:54","slug":"hump-day-hottie-sofia-vergara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/hump-day-hottie-sofia-vergara\/","title":{"rendered":"Hump Day Hottie: Sofia Vergara"},"content":{"rendered":"

It was only a matter of time before my favorite Colombian-born Modern Family <\/i>star made an appearance on our weekly Hump Day Hotties List. I mean, for crying out loud, the woman is almost 40, hilarious, and let’s face it – TOTALLY BANGIN’. <\/p>\n

That’s right, it’s Sofia Vergara, or Gloria of Modern Family<\/i>, and she’s on the cover of Esquire magazine’s annual SEX edition<\/a>. Makes sense, too, because that’s the first word that comes to mind when I see a picture of this Latina’s hourglass figure in lingerie. <\/p>\n

Please take a moment to marvel at this work of art, and then complete the package by reading the below quote from the article, in which Miss Vergara discusses her opinion on American vs Colombian bikinis.<\/p>\n

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“I was like, ‘What is that?’ It’s like a diaper. It’s terrible! Who can look good in that? When I moved to the United States, I used to have bathing suits brought up from Colombia. There’s nothing slutty about a dental-floss bikini.”<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have some mental images to attend to.<\/p>\n\n

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It was only a matter of time before my favorite Colombian-born Modern Family star made an appearance on our weekly Hump Day Hotties List. I mean, for crying out loud, the woman is almost 40, hilarious, and let’s face it – TOTALLY BANGIN’. That’s right, it’s Sofia Vergara, or Gloria of Modern Family, and she’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[8050,7951,3374,7952,1319,8051],"class_list":["post-13959","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-esquire-magazine","tag-hump-day-hottie","tag-modern-family","tag-sexy-celebrities","tag-sofia-vergara","tag-sofia-vergara-in-lingerie","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13959"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13959"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13959\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13987,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13959\/revisions\/13987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13959"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13959"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13959"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}