{"id":13974,"date":"2012-03-21T09:30:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T16:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13974"},"modified":"2012-03-20T09:58:41","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T16:58:41","slug":"jessica-simpson-boner-killer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/jessica-simpson-boner-killer\/","title":{"rendered":"Jessica Simpson: Boner Killer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/fCxyFGjqHIs?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren&#8217;t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you&#8217;re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video of ex-pop singer\/reality star Jessica Simpson is one of those things that makes people say &#8220;pregnancy? EWWW.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>No offense to the soon-to-be mother, but talking about your amniotic fluid and saying it&#8217;s going to &#8220;burst like a fire hydrant&#8221; and that it feels like there is a &#8220;bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha&#8221; is NOT THE WAY TO SHARE NEW ABOUT YOUR PREGNANCY. In a year when J-Simp is back to her pre-baby weight and looking as gorgeous as ever, I&#8217;ll still only be imagining a greasy bowling ball spewing forth like a fire hose from her nether regions. UUGGGHHHHHH. Need eye bleach NOW.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13974\" data-postid=\"13974\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13974 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look, I totally agree that pregnant women are beautiful, amazing works of nature. They aren&#8217;t gross or unsexy or anything like that, in fact a woman about to pop is about as close as witnessing creation as you can get (unless you&#8217;re in the delivery room, in which case NO THANKS, SORRY). However, this video [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[2395,4127,8046,340,1225,2404],"class_list":["post-13974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-ew","tag-jessica-simpson","tag-jessica-simpson-pregnant","tag-jimmy-kimmel","tag-pregnancy","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13974"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13974"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13974\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13977,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13974\/revisions\/13977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}