{"id":13999,"date":"2012-03-23T09:22:10","date_gmt":"2012-03-23T16:22:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=13999"},"modified":"2012-03-23T09:22:10","modified_gmt":"2012-03-23T16:22:10","slug":"farmers-only-dating-site","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/farmers-only-dating-site\/","title":{"rendered":"Farmers Only Dating Site"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6RvyFFjP7RE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/6RvyFFjP7RE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Aw man, you can&#8217;t hate on the idea behind this dating site. I mean, although niche sites tend to bug me (like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.juggalove.com\">this JUGGALO themed one<\/a>), I have to admit this one seems to make sense. It&#8217;s probably tough to find things in common with non-farmers when you&#8217;re up at dawn everyday, are immune to the smell of cow sh*t, and are used to sticking your arms elbow deep in bull rectum. It probably makes sense to give these hard working middle Americans their own dating site. Although I sure would be interested to see what their &#8220;interests&#8221; would be&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>(also I especially love how SLOW the narrator of this commercial speaks, like he&#8217;s talking to a mentally retarded person or someone who doesn&#8217;t speak english. &#8220;ONLINE&#8230; DATING&#8230; SITE. YOU UNDERSTAND? IN-TER-NET!&#8221;<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-13999\" data-postid=\"13999\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-13999 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Aw man, you can&#8217;t hate on the idea behind this dating site. I mean, although niche sites tend to bug me (like this JUGGALO themed one), I have to admit this one seems to make sense. It&#8217;s probably tough to find things in common with non-farmers when you&#8217;re up at dawn everyday, are immune to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[1906,8058,8056,255,8057],"class_list":["post-13999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-dating-site","tag-dating-site-for-farmers","tag-farmers-only","tag-funny-video","tag-niche-dating-sites","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13999"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13999"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14003,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13999\/revisions\/14003"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}