{"id":14033,"date":"2012-03-27T09:30:45","date_gmt":"2012-03-27T16:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14033"},"modified":"2012-03-27T08:26:12","modified_gmt":"2012-03-27T15:26:12","slug":"january-jones-eats-her-own-placenta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/january-jones-eats-her-own-placenta\/","title":{"rendered":"January Jones Eats Her Own Placenta"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/january-jones.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\nJanuary Jones is known for many things. Playing the easy-to-hate Betty Draper on the AMC hit <i>Mad Men<\/i>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2010\/06\/11\/cops-mad-men-star-involved-in-4-car-wreck-january-jones-hit-and-run-accident\/\">crashing her car in a hit and run<\/a>, having children with <a href=\"http:\/\/abcnews.go.com\/Entertainment\/top-prime-suspects-january-jones-baby-daddy\/story?id=14573425\">secret fathers <\/a>who may or may not be married, being <a href=\"http:\/\/www.vulture.com\/2011\/08\/mad_men_bobby.html\">hated by the child cast<\/a> of her show are just a few that come to mind. And now we have another weird thing to add to that list &#8211; eating her own placenta every morning!<\/p>\n<p>The blond beauty recently shared with <a href=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/january-jones.jpg\">People<\/a> that her health regimen including bits of her baby&#8217;s afterbirth:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> \u201cI have a great doula who makes sure I\u2019m eating well, with vitamins and teas, and with placenta capsulation.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>You read right: Jones is eating her own placenta. \u201cYour placenta gets dehydrated and made into vitamins,\u201d she explains. \u201cIt\u2019s something I was very hesitant about, but we\u2019re the only mammals who don\u2019t ingest our own placentas.\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>She&#8217;s right about that last part, I gotta giver her credit. So here are some other things we should consider taking on as part of our &#8220;Become Better Mammals&#8221; plan:<\/p>\n<p>1) Eating cat poop (my dog does this and seems to enjoy it immensely)<br \/>\n2) Not wearing clothes (actually I might be able to get on board with this one)<br \/>\n3) Sleeping in caves, trees, or burrows<br \/>\n4) Chasing down our food in a predator vs prey hierarchy (or only eating berries)<br \/>\n5) Eating cat poop (I&#8217;m telling you, this one is necessary)<\/p>\n<p>EVERYONE GET ON THAT. JANUARY JONES SAYS WE&#8217;RE NOT BEING MAMMALIAN ENOUGH.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14033\" data-postid=\"14033\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14033 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>January Jones is known for many things. Playing the easy-to-hate Betty Draper on the AMC hit Mad Men, crashing her car in a hit and run, having children with secret fathers who may or may not be married, being hated by the child cast of her show are just a few that come to mind. 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