{"id":14044,"date":"2012-03-28T09:30:05","date_gmt":"2012-03-28T16:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14044"},"modified":"2012-03-28T08:53:58","modified_gmt":"2012-03-28T15:53:58","slug":"sleepy-skiing-baby-is-a-metaphor-for-wednesday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sleepy-skiing-baby-is-a-metaphor-for-wednesday\/","title":{"rendered":"Sleepy Skiing Baby is a Metaphor for Wednesday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0mIgSaXsAKg?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/0mIgSaXsAKg?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s only WEDNESDAY? It feels like Friday, December 31st, 2099! That&#8217;s how long this week feels for me, anyone else in the same boat? Sometimes, I guess, you need work weeks that feel like centuries because it makes you appreciate your weekends more, instead of staying under a blanket eating a block of cheese and watching Star Trek reruns from Friday night until Sunday afternoon, when you realize you haven&#8217;t changed or left the house in three days.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, today I feel like the kid in the video above. Standing in ski boots, fully dressed in the middle of the snow, BUT COMPLETELY ASLEEP. Hopefully the four cups of coffee <strike>and one direct injection of meth to the heart<\/strike> will jump start my day, but until then, I feel you, sleepy ski baby. I feel you. <\/p>\n<p>(Alternate video caption: Skiing is f***ing boring.)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14044\" data-postid=\"14044\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14044 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s only WEDNESDAY? It feels like Friday, December 31st, 2099! That&#8217;s how long this week feels for me, anyone else in the same boat? Sometimes, I guess, you need work weeks that feel like centuries because it makes you appreciate your weekends more, instead of staying under a blanket eating a block of cheese and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[8084,255,8086,706,8083,6039,454,8085],"class_list":["post-14044","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-bode-sleeps-while-skiing","tag-funny-video","tag-kid-falls-asleep-while-skiing","tag-kids","tag-sleeping-ski-baby","tag-ugh","tag-wednesday","tag-work-weeks","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14044"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14044"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14044\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14048,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14044\/revisions\/14048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}