{"id":14076,"date":"2012-03-30T09:30:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-30T16:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14076"},"modified":"2012-03-29T12:59:18","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T19:59:18","slug":"road-trip-sing-along","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/road-trip-sing-along\/","title":{"rendered":"Road Trip Sing Along"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WJiCUdLBxuI?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/WJiCUdLBxuI?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they <i>start<\/i> awesome, with everyone yelling &#8220;ROAD TRIIIIIIP!&#8221; over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy decided to eat a carne asada burrito for breakfast, and one person has had to pee 13 times, and you took the wrong exit and got stuck in traffic, and the air conditioning isn&#8217;t getting to the back seat, you remember why planes were invented: because being in a car for hours BLOWS. <\/p>\n<p>However, I suppose if you had THIS as background music, it might be kind of awesome.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14076\" data-postid=\"14076\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14076 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone always pretends like road trips are awesome, but let it be known: THEY ARE NOT AWESOME. Sure, they start awesome, with everyone yelling &#8220;ROAD TRIIIIIIP!&#8221; over and over again, and laughing and sharing snacks and talking about different stops to make. But then about 2 hours into the drive, when you realize your buddy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[5378,8099,8100,8102,8101,58],"class_list":["post-14076","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-awesome-song","tag-hall-and-oates","tag-i-cant-go-for-that","tag-nicki-bluhm-and-the-gramblers","tag-road-trip","tag-video","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14076"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14076"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14076\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14081,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14076\/revisions\/14081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14076"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14076"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14076"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}