{"id":14095,"date":"2012-04-02T11:30:24","date_gmt":"2012-04-02T18:30:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14095"},"modified":"2012-03-31T22:54:09","modified_gmt":"2012-04-01T05:54:09","slug":"worst-lottery-luck-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/worst-lottery-luck-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst Lottery Luck Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=Stupid%20Tax\">tax on the stupid<\/a>,&#8221; I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn&#8217;t win a dollar, because the only people who win the lottery are people from Podunk towns like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/2012\/04\/01\/usa-lottery-idUSL2E8EV0IP20120401\"> Red Bud, Illinois and Millford Mill, Maryland. <\/a> <\/p>\n<p>However, I&#8217;m sure my misery is not even remotely comparable to the misery of one Reddit user, whose numbers were pretty close to the winning numbers. And by that I mean<i> they were as close as humanely possible:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/lottery.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><\/i><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14095\" data-postid=\"14095\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14095 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you buy a lottery ticket on Friday? I know I did. Despite the knowledge that the lottery is a &#8220;tax on the stupid,&#8221; I (and most everyone I knew) threw down a few dollars on the very minuscule chance that I could be a multi-millionaire. Obviously, of course, I didn&#8217;t win a dollar, because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3996],"tags":[850,8113,8114,8115],"class_list":["post-14095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-headlines-dating-news","tag-lottery","tag-mega-millions","tag-winner-of-mega-millions","tag-worst-lottery-luck-ever","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14095"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14095"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14106,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14095\/revisions\/14106"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}