{"id":14183,"date":"2012-04-10T09:45:35","date_gmt":"2012-04-10T16:45:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14183"},"modified":"2012-04-09T20:16:25","modified_gmt":"2012-04-10T03:16:25","slug":"californian-to-texan-translation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/californian-to-texan-translation\/","title":{"rendered":"Californian To Texan Translation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it&#8217;s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT&#8217;S PAINFUL. <\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/lgbt\/2012\/04\/09\/460382\/lichtenegger-perversion\/\">ThinkProgress.org<\/a>, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a &#8220;Californian to Texan&#8221; translation guide. The &#8220;chart&#8221; (I use quotes because it&#8217;s an insult to charts everywhere) has words and phrases that are used by hippie-ass, tree-hugging, Communist Californians, with their nice Christian Texan translation following. <\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/californianto-texan.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know about you, but to me it just solidifies the idea that Texas is, in fact, a state primarily made up of cross-eyed, toothless, racist hicks in overalls, and that Californians are logically-minded individuals who are capable of independent thought. I&#8217;m not sure what &#8220;point&#8221; (again, insult to points everywhere) Miss Lichtenegger was trying to make, so I am going to ask you: <\/p>\n<p><b>WHAT THE F*** WAS HER POINT?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Please answer in the the comments. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14183\" data-postid=\"14183\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14183 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I try to keep politics out of this blog as much as possible, because UGH, politics, but sometimes it&#8217;s impossible, especially when said politics is SO FREAKING STUPID IT&#8217;S PAINFUL. According to ThinkProgress.org, Missouri legislator Donna Lichtenegger recently posted a picture to her Facebook wall dubbed a &#8220;Californian to Texan&#8221; translation guide. The &#8220;chart&#8221; (I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[8162,8161,3027,3341,2404],"class_list":["post-14183","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-california-to-texas-translator","tag-donna-lichtenegger","tag-missouri","tag-politics","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14183"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14187,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14183\/revisions\/14187"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}