{"id":14225,"date":"2012-04-13T09:30:02","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T16:30:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14225"},"modified":"2012-04-12T07:33:27","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T14:33:27","slug":"sorry-about-this","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sorry-about-this\/","title":{"rendered":"Sorry About This"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/1Pfa07ijUCE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/1Pfa07ijUCE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sorry that I&#8217;m showing you this video about safe sex for seniors, but what I&#8217;m NOT SORRY FOR is the fact that I&#8217;m not actually writing this post right now, I&#8217;m actually in a desert wonderland partying and watching awesome bands WHOOPSIE. However, never fear. I&#8217;ll be sure to tell you all about it on Monday. Have a great weekend!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14225\" data-postid=\"14225\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14225 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sorry that I&#8217;m showing you this video about safe sex for seniors, but what I&#8217;m NOT SORRY FOR is the fact that I&#8217;m not actually writing this post right now, I&#8217;m actually in a desert wonderland partying and watching awesome bands WHOOPSIE. However, never fear. I&#8217;ll be sure to tell you all about it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[2345,21,8184,3470],"class_list":["post-14225","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-coachella","tag-safe-sex","tag-safe-sex-for-seniors","tag-weekend-warriors","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14225"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14225"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14225\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14227,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14225\/revisions\/14227"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14225"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14225"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14225"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}