{"id":14228,"date":"2012-04-12T14:00:12","date_gmt":"2012-04-12T21:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14228"},"modified":"2012-04-12T07:39:30","modified_gmt":"2012-04-12T14:39:30","slug":"no-thank-you-america-sunglasses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/no-thank-you-america-sunglasses\/","title":{"rendered":"No Thank You: America Sunglasses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/america.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You know how sometimes it&#8217;s all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it&#8217;s like &#8220;ahh, yeah that&#8217;s way better,&#8221; but in your head you&#8217;re kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren&#8217;t in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion and continental drift?<\/p>\n<p>YEAH, ME NEITHER.<\/p>\n<p>(PS- those things are 200 bucks.)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14228\" data-postid=\"14228\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14228 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know how sometimes it&#8217;s all bright out, and your eyes hurt so you put on your sunglasses and it&#8217;s like &#8220;ahh, yeah that&#8217;s way better,&#8221; but in your head you&#8217;re kind of disappointed because your sunglasses aren&#8217;t in an awkward, uncomfortable shape of a continent formed by millions and millions of years of erosion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[8186,8185,1524,3616,1532,2404],"class_list":["post-14228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-8186","tag-america-sunglasses","tag-awful","tag-no-thank-you","tag-stupid","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14228"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14228"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14232,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14228\/revisions\/14232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}