{"id":14250,"date":"2012-04-18T09:13:54","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T16:13:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14250"},"modified":"2012-04-18T09:13:54","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T16:13:54","slug":"courtney-stodden-is-almost-18","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/courtney-stodden-is-almost-18\/","title":{"rendered":"Courtney Stodden is Almost 18"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world&#8217;s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can&#8217;t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden and her husband, washed-up actor Doug Hutchison, count down the days until her &#8220;18th&#8221; birthday (I put that in quotes because we&#8217;re all fully aware that this woman is at LEAST 38). <\/p>\n<p>The video, which is over seven minutes long, chronicles the wince-inducing relationship between Courtney and her husband as well as her mother, and is full of terrible acting, porn-like scenes, and transitions that would be more at home in a late 90s PowerPoint presentation. <\/p>\n<p>If for some reason you woke up this morning with a desire to throw your computer out the window, check this video out. Fun game: see how long you can watch it without developing an ulcer!<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YCa440oGxiI?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/YCa440oGxiI?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Also, does Doug actually wear that do-rag inside the house?  The plot thickens&#8230;<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14250\" data-postid=\"14250\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14250 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made an internal promise to myself to never post another video about the world&#8217;s creepiest couple, but there are just some mornings when you feel like being rebellious and masochistic. Today appears to be one of those days, because I can&#8217;t help posting this video, the first in a series where Miss Courtney Stodden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[7298,6087,6395,683,2404],"class_list":["post-14250","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-child-bride","tag-courtney-stodden","tag-doug-hutchison","tag-gross","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14250"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14250"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14250\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14252,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14250\/revisions\/14252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14250"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14250"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14250"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}