{"id":14274,"date":"2012-04-20T11:00:07","date_gmt":"2012-04-20T18:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14274"},"modified":"2012-04-20T09:05:43","modified_gmt":"2012-04-20T16:05:43","slug":"3-minutes-of-reporter-fails","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/3-minutes-of-reporter-fails\/","title":{"rendered":"3 Minutes of Reporter Fails"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-420-from-obc\/\">things that should appeal to ANYONE<\/a>, and not just someone under the influence of marijuana, here is a 3-minute video of ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER: local news reporters totally botching their lines. You&#8217;ve probably noticed that I have a &#8220;thing&#8221; for watching reporters awkwardly butcher their segments (see also: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/sexual-news-gaffe-of-the-week\/\">this<\/a>,<a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/awesome-canadian-local-news-moment\/\"> this<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/snakes-in-his-pants\/\">this<\/a>, and ESPECIALLY <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/pro-boner\/\">THIS<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>So if there is one thing that would wish me a happy 420, and send me into a fit of giggles that could only be tamed by a bag of Funyuns and a discussion about the Big Bang, it&#8217;s THREE WHOLE MINUTES of awkward local news gaffes. Grab your BonBons and let&#8217;s watch together, shall we? <\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gRFJvRb4A9c?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/gRFJvRb4A9c?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14274\" data-postid=\"14274\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14274 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Speaking of things that should appeal to ANYONE, and not just someone under the influence of marijuana, here is a 3-minute video of ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS EVER: local news reporters totally botching their lines. You&#8217;ve probably noticed that I have a &#8220;thing&#8221; for watching reporters awkwardly butcher their segments (see also: this, this, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[8210,7840,8209,3876,5252,2372,2404],"class_list":["post-14274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-anchor-fail-compilation","tag-funny-local-news-video","tag-happy-420","tag-lol","tag-news-anchor-fail","tag-sexual-innuendo","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14274"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14274"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14277,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14274\/revisions\/14277"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}