{"id":14302,"date":"2012-04-24T11:00:56","date_gmt":"2012-04-24T18:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14302"},"modified":"2012-04-24T07:37:42","modified_gmt":"2012-04-24T14:37:42","slug":"chris-brown-is-selling-puppies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-is-selling-puppies\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Brown is Selling Puppies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What day is it? It&#8217;s the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn&#8217;t accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? IT MUST BE, RIGHT, because there is no way that this headline isn&#8217;t some cruel joke?<\/p>\n<p>Alas, it appears we are still moving forward in time, and the news that Chris Brown, aka <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/weekly-celeb-dose-10\/\">That Guy That Beat Rihanna&#8217;s Face In<\/a>, aka <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-rage-outburst-on-gma\/\">That Guy That Has Severe Anger Issues<\/a>, Aka <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chris-brown-gay-sex-scandal\/\">That Guy That Might Be a Closeted Homosexual<\/a>, aka THE WORST, has decided that his next venture is the breeding and sale of CUDDLY, ADORABLE, OVERPOPULATED PIT BULL PUPPIES.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/mjs538\/chris-brown-is-selling-puppies-now\">BuzzFeed<\/a>, Chris Brown&#8217;s mother tweeted a link to a website where she and her son are selling purebred pit bulls for $1,000 a piece.<br \/>\n<center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/cbbreeds.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>There is something to say to the fact that the breed he chose is well-known to be inherently aggressive, but it&#8217;s a BIGGER, MUCH MORE IMPORTANT FACT that literally <a href=\"http:\/\/www.humanesociety.org\/issues\/pet_overpopulation\/facts\/overpopulation_estimates.html\">MILLIONS<\/a> of animals are entered into, and eventually euthanized, in shelters every year, and the idea of a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE singer with a huge influence over fans would breed puppies to make money, instead of advocating for the animals that are left to die without ever experiencing the love of a family, is pretty f***ing despicable. <\/p>\n<p>Chalk this one up on the<i> Stupid Sh*t Chris Brown Has Done Oh My God I Hate Him So Much<\/i> list. To quell your anger (I assume you&#8217;re as angry as me), here is a picture of the sickeningly adorable rescue puppy I adopted after a bath:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/photo.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Say it with me: <i>AWWWWWWWWW<\/i>.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14302\" data-postid=\"14302\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14302 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What day is it? It&#8217;s the 24th of April, right? I am assuming that it is, because yesterday was the 23rd. I mean, we didn&#8217;t accidentally step into some time warp black hole and end up on April Fools Day, did we? 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