{"id":14360,"date":"2012-04-30T09:57:39","date_gmt":"2012-04-30T16:57:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14360"},"modified":"2012-05-07T09:06:29","modified_gmt":"2012-05-07T16:06:29","slug":"silly-sex-tip-of-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/silly-sex-tip-of-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Sex Tip of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning and welcome to Monday, students! As you may recall from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/two-horrific-eating-videos\/\">last week<\/a>, I spent some time thinking of a fun addition to  the week&#8217;s posts. With TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesdays, it seemed that the other days needed a little love too. <\/p>\n<p>Over the next few weeks, we&#8217;ll be adding in advice columns and hook up tips to the BCU repertoire, first starting with Monday &#8220;Silly Sex Tip of the Day&#8221; which will analyze and (most likely) make fun of the awful sex tips provided by the ladies at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/sex-love\/positions\/the-spider-web-sex-position\">Cosmopolitan magazine<\/a>. Starting with this hilarious one, THE SPIDER WEB:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sextip.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p><b>Why it&#8217;s dumb<\/b>:<\/p>\n<p>GRAVITY. With both of you on your sides, gravity does its job and basically prevents any sort of thrusting whatsoever. Although Cosmopolitan claims there would be an &#8220;erotic explosion,&#8221; we&#8217;re pretty sure you two would just end up writhing around like disable slugs until someone shouted &#8220;FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST GET ON TOP.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Also, this terrible tip:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/sextip2.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>No. Just&#8230; no. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14360\" data-postid=\"14360\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14360 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Good morning and welcome to Monday, students! As you may recall from last week, I spent some time thinking of a fun addition to the week&#8217;s posts. With TestiMOANial Tuesday and Hump Day Hottie Wednesdays, it seemed that the other days needed a little love too. Over the next few weeks, we&#8217;ll be adding in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[8269,52,8267,8270,8268,2404],"class_list":["post-14360","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-advice","tag-cosmo-magazine","tag-cosmopolitan","tag-silly-sex-tip","tag-terrible-sex-tips","tag-the-spiderweb","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14360"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14360"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14360\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14447,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14360\/revisions\/14447"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14360"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14360"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14360"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}