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<\/center><\/p>\nWhy it’s dumb<\/b>: I am a big fan of “DIY,” or “doing it yourself.” A majority of my house’s renovation projects were completed with just some printed out instructions, a glass of wine, and my own skills (or lack thereof). However, there are just certain things that should be left to the professionals, like say, trying to add […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[8316,8318,8317,52,8319,203,8315,8314,2404],"class_list":["post-14446","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-bad-sex-advice","tag-bobby-pin-nipple-clamps","tag-cosmo-sex-tips","tag-cosmopolitan","tag-fifty-shades-of-grey","tag-funny","tag-silly-sex-tips","tag-silly-sex-tips-of-the-day","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14446"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14451,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14446\/revisions\/14451"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nListen here, ladies. If you are getting down and dirty with a boyfriend or booty call or one night stand, do NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES pull a couple bobby pins out of your hair and try to attach them to your partner’s nipples. It is just not okay, because A) bobby pins should probably never touch a guy unless he’s pulling them from every crevice of his apartment after you leave, and B) bobby pins are made to hold and stay attached to a few strands of hair, and nipples are quite a bit thicker than that and that SH*T HURTS trustmeagainpleaseseriously<\/i>. And look, I’m all for a little bit of kinky S&M action in the bedroom, but if that’s the case, splurge on a real pair like these<\/a>, discuss the idea beforehand, have a safe word and LEAVE THE BOBBY PINS IN YOUR HAIR, CREEP.<\/p>\n\n