{"id":14563,"date":"2012-05-17T11:30:40","date_gmt":"2012-05-17T18:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14563"},"modified":"2012-05-17T08:42:36","modified_gmt":"2012-05-17T15:42:36","slug":"horny-housewives-have-been-around-for-centuries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/horny-housewives-have-been-around-for-centuries\/","title":{"rendered":"Horny Housewives Have Been Around for Centuries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/victorianera.jpg\"\/><\/center><br \/>\nOne of the most prevalent themes in porn these days is the idea of the &#8220;neglected housewife,&#8221; who hasn&#8217;t seen or been attended to by her husband in ages. She&#8217;s lonely, sad, and most of all, horny enough that a random untested and potentially homicidal plumber at the door is enough to rile up her sexual appetite and then POOF they&#8217;re doing it on her kitchen table (but he&#8217;s still wearing his tool, belt, obviously).<\/p>\n<p>Did you think this was a relatively new idea? Perhaps in the last few decades, when men began working obscenely long hours and spending long stretches away on business? Not the case, according to a new book called Mrs. Robinson&#8217;s Disgrace, by author Kate Summerscale. It details the public (and very private) life of Isabella Robinson, a woman of the Victorian Era whose husband&#8217;s business kept him away from home for long periods of time (although when he was home, he was a &#8220;rotten husband&#8221; anyway). While on her deathbed, Summerscale writes, Isabella&#8217;s husband uncovered her diary, which detailed her dreams, fantasies, and possibly real encounters with other men. A doctor nearby, for example, became more than just a friend after Isabella lusted after him. Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/femail\/article-2143299\/Mrs-Robinsons-Disgrace-A-neglected-wife-X-rated-diary-Victorian-Britain-discovered-women-enjoy-sex-too.html\">TheDaily Mail:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u2018I made no opposition,\u2019 she brazenly admitted, \u2018for had I not dreamed of him and of this full many a time before? What followed I hardly remember \u2014 passionate kisses, whispered words, confessions of the past.<br \/>\n\u2018Oh, God! I had never hoped to see this hour, or to have my part of love returned. But so it was.\u2019<br \/>\nThere was more to come. Back at the house, they slipped away from his wife after tea and renewed their \u2018passionate excitement\u2019 in his study.<br \/>\n\u2018Bliss,\u2019 she recorded \u2014 a word that would later come under microscopic examination for its precise meaning \u2014 \u2018predominated\u2019.<br \/>\nWhatever they were up to, they were at it again the next day. Another country walk a deux ended with them resting \u2018among the dry fern\u2019 and Isabella\u2019s coy but highly suggestive entry in her diary: \u2018I shall not state what followed.\u2019<br \/>\nThen, alone in the back of a carriage for an hour as he accompanied her to the railway station at the end of her stay, there was more intriguing \u2018bliss\u2019 \u2014 \u2018such that I could willingly have died not to wake out of it again\u2019.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>PHEW! I mean, sure, it&#8217;s no Bang Brothers clip and there&#8217;s no 18 year old screaming &#8220;f*** me&#8221; over and over, but you&#8217;ve got to admit, it still has a lot of the same aspects of many adult films today: various locations, unbridled lust, a housewife who hasn&#8217;t gotten some in a long, long time. <\/p>\n<p>Horny housewives: gettin&#8217; some elsewhere since 1837. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14563\" data-postid=\"14563\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14563 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the most prevalent themes in porn these days is the idea of the &#8220;neglected housewife,&#8221; who hasn&#8217;t seen or been attended to by her husband in ages. 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