{"id":14585,"date":"2012-05-21T11:00:58","date_gmt":"2012-05-21T18:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14585"},"modified":"2012-05-21T09:02:08","modified_gmt":"2012-05-21T16:02:08","slug":"silly-sex-tip-of-the-day-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/silly-sex-tip-of-the-day-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Sex Tip of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The internet has made me aware of many things. Like how to fix a vacuum when you&#8217;ve lost suction. And how La Malinche undoubtedly altered the course of history when she was brought on as a translator for Hernan Cortes. Also that certain people are turned on by the idea of dressing, acting, and being treated like an infant child. So I KNOW that there are a million turn ons of every type, some that may confuse the hell out of me. <\/p>\n<p>And this week&#8217;s silly sex tip (from Cosmo&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/sex-love\/tips\/#\/category5\">&#8220;Sex Tips from Guys&#8221;<\/a> section) might be one of those, but it doesn&#8217;t make it sound any less silly:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/marbles.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>HAHAHAHAHHA, MARBLES. Oh 21-year-old Greg. Why do I have the feeling that Cosmo approached you on the street for a quote about the &#8220;kinkiest&#8221; sex you&#8217;ve ever had, and you freaked out because you&#8217;ve only slept with one girl and you were both drunk at a high school graduation party and it was missionary and lasted 3 minutes, so you had nothing exciting to share, but then you saw a kid playing marbles on his front stoop, and decided to run with that, as ridiculous as it sounded?<\/p>\n<p>I mean, how does one &#8220;casually&#8221; scatter marbles across the bed sheet? And how does the feeling of rock hard (literally, marbles are ROCKS after all) spheres across your spine feel &#8220;wicked&#8221;? I&#8217;m sorry. Call me cynical, but I just don&#8217;t picture this being a real thing.<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe I just need to try it. Where does one buy marbles? I haven&#8217;t seen any since 1987. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14585\" data-postid=\"14585\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14585 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The internet has made me aware of many things. Like how to fix a vacuum when you&#8217;ve lost suction. And how La Malinche undoubtedly altered the course of history when she was brought on as a translator for Hernan Cortes. Also that certain people are turned on by the idea of dressing, acting, and being [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3469,3876,8394,8267,8352,8395],"class_list":["post-14585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-cosmopolitan-magazine","tag-lol","tag-sex-tip-monday","tag-silly-sex-tip","tag-silly-sex-tip-of-the-day","tag-weird-sex-tips","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14585"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14585"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14591,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14585\/revisions\/14591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}