{"id":14634,"date":"2012-05-24T11:17:21","date_gmt":"2012-05-24T18:17:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14634"},"modified":"2012-05-24T11:19:37","modified_gmt":"2012-05-24T18:19:37","slug":"ugg-wedding-boots-no-thank-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/ugg-wedding-boots-no-thank-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Ugg Wedding Boots: No Thank You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, it&#8217;s totally your choice if you wanna get married. I know we talk a lot about being anti-marriage, but it&#8217;s really the establishment that bothers us- people getting married because they feel like it&#8217;s &#8220;the right thing to do,&#8221; realizing they weren&#8217;t &#8220;meant to be,&#8221; and then getting divorced and having their lives &#8220;totally ruined.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>However, if you decide that marriage is right for you, after a long period of dating getting to know each other, and only because YOU want to get married (and not because of some pressure from society), do us all a favor and don&#8217;t wear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/femail\/article-2148373\/I-dont-Ugg-unveils-bridal-boots--ANYBODY-walk-aisle-them.html\">Ugg&#8217;s new line of bridal boots<\/a> to your wedding, okay?<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/uggs.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>The Australian boot company&#8217;s new &#8220;I Do&#8221; line, including two pairs of boots and an incredibly awful (but comfy looking) pair of sheepskin flip flops have just been released, and boy are they ugly. Of course, there are always going to be those women that are like, &#8220;oh my god, look how quirky I am, I&#8217;m wearing Uggs to my wedding! SO QUIRKY!&#8221; but I imagine those are the ones who will get divorced anyway. We should do a study, analyzing the divorce rate of women who wear sparkly Uggs to their weddings. It would be groundbreaking. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14634\" data-postid=\"14634\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14634 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know, it&#8217;s totally your choice if you wanna get married. I know we talk a lot about being anti-marriage, but it&#8217;s really the establishment that bothers us- people getting married because they feel like it&#8217;s &#8220;the right thing to do,&#8221; realizing they weren&#8217;t &#8220;meant to be,&#8221; and then getting divorced and having their lives [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[8421,3616,3661,8420,8422,6841,2404],"class_list":["post-14634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-style-and-wear","tag-bad-fashion","tag-no-thank-you","tag-no-thanks","tag-ugg-wedding-shoes","tag-uggly","tag-uggs","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14634"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14634"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14637,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14634\/revisions\/14637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}