{"id":14655,"date":"2012-05-29T09:00:19","date_gmt":"2012-05-29T16:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14655"},"modified":"2012-05-29T08:31:33","modified_gmt":"2012-05-29T15:31:33","slug":"david-attenborough-narrates-sex-between-a-turtle-and-a-shoe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/david-attenborough-narrates-sex-between-a-turtle-and-a-shoe\/","title":{"rendered":"David Attenborough Narrates Sex Between a Turtle and a Shoe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because <i>America<\/i>, was your first thought, &#8220;man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small turtle sexually assaulting a shoe?&#8221; That was probably your first thought. If anything, it was your SECOND thought, after &#8220;GOD, I really need to go on a diet.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t tell you if you&#8217;re actually gonna go on that diet, but I can deliver David Attenborough narrating a turtle having sex with a shoe. Also, Cameron Diaz is there. So, you know, 1 out of 2 ain&#8217;t bad. <\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/f7Z5k1_LgkE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/f7Z5k1_LgkE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>(ALSO, high five to that little turtle. He probably got more this weekend than most of us, even if it was in the form of a plastic Croc.)<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14655\" data-postid=\"14655\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14655 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you woke up this morning, probably still full from that 24 oz Porterhouse you ate at 8pm yesterday because America, was your first thought, &#8220;man, I sure wish I could start the day watching a British television show clip wherein a legendary nature show narrator lends his voice to a video of a small [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[8437,1058,8436,2022,8435,255,3876,5824,128],"class_list":["post-14655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-animal-sex","tag-awesome-video","tag-british-tv","tag-cameron-diaz","tag-david-attenborough-narrates-turlte-having-sex-with-shoe","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-memorial-day","tag-sex","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14655"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14655"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14655\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14661,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14655\/revisions\/14661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}