{"id":14701,"date":"2012-06-04T09:36:11","date_gmt":"2012-06-04T16:36:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14701"},"modified":"2012-06-04T09:36:11","modified_gmt":"2012-06-04T16:36:11","slug":"happy-monday-from-a-dead-cat-helicopter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/happy-monday-from-a-dead-cat-helicopter\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Monday From a Dead Cat Helicopter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, I&#8217;m starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess <a href=\"http:\/\/www.radaronline.com\/exclusives\/2012\/06\/kim-kardashian-video-bikini-hypnotize-notorious-big\">the Kardashians made some music video<\/a>, and the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesuperficial.com\/mtv-movie-awards-red-carpet-magic-mike-joe-manganiello-06-2012\">MTV Movie Awards happened<\/a>, and last night was the <a href=\"http:\/\/videogum.com\/533172\/game-of-thrones-season-2-finale-open-thread\/tv\/\">finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones<\/a> and don&#8217;t you DARE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. But other than that, there is just a wasteland of bad movie trailers and D-list celebrities walking to the store. <\/p>\n<p>Is the world ending? Are we about to have a Walking Dead situation on our hands? Is it because the finale of Game of Thrones means nothing else is worth living for? <\/p>\n<p>WAIT, WHAT&#8217;S THAT IN THE DISTANCE? <\/p>\n<p>OH LOOK! OH OKAY, WHEW. False alarm, everyone. Here&#8217;s a guy that turned his dead cat into a helicopter. We&#8217;re all good:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/helicoptercat.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/world\/dutch-artist-turns-dead-cat-remote-controlled-helicopter-dubbed-orvillecopter-article-1.1089478\">NyDailyNews:<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Dutch artist, upset over losing his beloved pet, Orville, had the animal stuffed and transformed its body into a remote-controlled helicopter, Sky News reported Monday.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201chalf cat, half machine\u201d piece of art was dubbed the \u201cOrvillecopter.\u201d The cat, who was killed when it was hit by a car, was named after famed American aviator Orville Wright.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAfter a period of mourning, he received his propellers posthumously,\u201d Jansen said.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe will receive more powerful engines and larger props for his birthday,\u201d Jansen said, adding that he hoped the upgrades will allow for a more \u201csteady flight.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Head over the NYDailyNews for the video, which will calm you down and remind you that like the sun, the internet&#8217;s sheer insanity shan&#8217;t burn out for at least another hundred million years. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14701\" data-postid=\"14701\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14701 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guys, I&#8217;m starting to worry that the apocalypse is coming or something, because there is nothing going on in the interwebz. I guess the Kardashians made some music video, and the MTV Movie Awards happened, and last night was the finale of season 2 of Game of Thrones and don&#8217;t you DARE TELL ME WHAT [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[8461,8459,203,8460,8458,2404],"class_list":["post-14701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-burt-jansen","tag-dead-cat-helicopter","tag-funny","tag-guy-turns-his-dead-cat-into-a-helicopter","tag-orvillecopter","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14701"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14701"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14701\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14703,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14701\/revisions\/14703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}