{"id":14766,"date":"2012-06-11T09:00:38","date_gmt":"2012-06-11T16:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14766"},"modified":"2012-06-08T22:10:53","modified_gmt":"2012-06-09T05:10:53","slug":"lindsay-lohan-crashed-a-porsche","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/lindsay-lohan-crashed-a-porsche\/","title":{"rendered":"Lindsay Lohan Crashed a PORSCHE"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know, I really don’t have it out for Lindsay Lohan. I feel bad for her lack of childhood, decent parenting, and any semblance of privacy. However, I don’t feel bad for the fact that she is apparently incapable of learning from her mistakes. And although she claims this most recent disaster was “not her fault,” her inability to drive a car like a grown adult is well documented (see: this<\/a> and this<\/a>), so let’s face it – it was probably her fault. <\/p>\n

According to TMZ<\/a>, a collision with an 18-wheeler helped Lindsay Lohan total a brand new RENTED Porche on Friday, resulting in her and a passenger’s momentary hospitalization. By the time Lindsay was released from the hospital, TMZ had uploaded several photos of the totaled vehicle, and OH GOD IT HURTS TO LOOK AT. <\/p>\n

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UUUUGHHHHHHHHHH.<\/p>\n

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WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.<\/p>\n

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n

At last report, police were investigating the accident, but so far say that it is being treated as an accident and no foul play is suspected. We’ll keep you updated when police find coke in the center console<\/strike> if any new info comes to light.<\/p>\n\n

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You know, I really don’t have it out for Lindsay Lohan. I feel bad for her lack of childhood, decent parenting, and any semblance of privacy. However, I don’t feel bad for the fact that she is apparently incapable of learning from her mistakes. And although she claims this most recent disaster was “not her […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3638],"tags":[1484,3172,8502,8504,8501,8503],"class_list":["post-14766","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-celebrity-gossip","tag-celebrity_gossip","tag-lindsay-lohan","tag-lindsay-lohan-car-accident","tag-lindsay-lohan-crashes-into-18-wheeler","tag-lindsay-lohan-porsche-crash","tag-train-wreck","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14766"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14766"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14766\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14771,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14766\/revisions\/14771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14766"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14766"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14766"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}