{"id":14834,"date":"2012-06-20T09:15:16","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T16:15:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14834"},"modified":"2012-06-20T08:32:22","modified_gmt":"2012-06-20T15:32:22","slug":"chinese-news-mistake-sex-toy-for-mushroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/chinese-news-mistake-sex-toy-for-mushroom\/","title":{"rendered":"Chinese News Mistake Sex Toy For Mushroom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/789he-8T_-E?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>My internet cynicism may be off the charts right now, assuming that this is all a big joke where we&#8217;re supposed to think, &#8220;oh those silly, naive Chinese people, don&#8217;t even know what a Fleshlight or Pocket Pu**y is. What a sad, poor, dumb life they lead.&#8221; I have a feeling the creators of this video are watching the YouTube views rack up, laughing to themselves while they pleasure each other with sex toys we couldn&#8217;t even possible comprehend.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, if this is legit and those silly, naive Chinese people don&#8217;t know a Pocket Pu**y when they see it, then HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14834\" data-postid=\"14834\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14834 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My internet cynicism may be off the charts right now, assuming that this is all a big joke where we&#8217;re supposed to think, &#8220;oh those silly, naive Chinese people, don&#8217;t even know what a Fleshlight or Pocket Pu**y is. What a sad, poor, dumb life they lead.&#8221; I have a feeling the creators of this [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[8554,8553,6313,255,3876,8552],"class_list":["post-14834","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-chinese-news-thinks-sex-toy-is-mushroom","tag-chinese-people-mistake-sex-toy-for-plant","tag-fleshlight","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-pocket-pussy","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14834"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14834"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14834\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14837,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14834\/revisions\/14837"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14834"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14834"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14834"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}