{"id":14861,"date":"2012-06-22T13:00:56","date_gmt":"2012-06-22T20:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14861"},"modified":"2012-06-22T09:20:39","modified_gmt":"2012-06-22T16:20:39","slug":"backyard-waterslide-of-doom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/backyard-waterslide-of-doom\/","title":{"rendered":"Backyard Waterslide of Doom"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I&#8217;ve sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-aqualoop\/\">Aqualoop<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/human-slingshot-slip-n-slide\/\">the Human Slingshot<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/human-slingshot\/\">the other human slingshot<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-worlds-biggest-swing\/\">the Nevis swing<\/a>. I am aware that you&#8217;ve probably imagined me looking like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.platformnation.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/cartman-wow.jpg\">Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode<\/a>, scared to even ride a bike.<\/p>\n<p>NOT THE CASE, MY FRIENDS &#8211; there is officially a waterslide that I actually think looks kinda sorta fun in a potentially life-threatening way: this &#8220;Backyard Waterslide of Doom&#8221;! Sure, I could picture myself suffering a compound fracture or becoming a paraplegic, but I could also see myself doing it a hundred times and having a lot of fun every day for the rest of summer. What do you think?<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4AF6dPEx7jI?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/4AF6dPEx7jI?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Happy Friday and <i>not getting foot long splinters from a poorly-contructed waterslides<\/i> to us all! See you next week!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14861\" data-postid=\"14861\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14861 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Alright, ALRIGHT, LOOK. I know that in the past I&#8217;ve sounded like a huge wuss, declaring my hatred for daredevil rides like the Aqualoop and the Human Slingshot and the other human slingshot and the Nevis swing. I am aware that you&#8217;ve probably imagined me looking like Cartman on the World of Warcraft episode, scared [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[8579,6665,1748,1337,2361,8576,8577,8578],"class_list":["post-14861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-and-rides","tag-crazy-backyard-waterslides","tag-crazy-rides","tag-rides","tag-stunts","tag-summer","tag-waterslide","tag-waterslide-of-doom","tag-waterslides","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14861"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14861"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14877,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14861\/revisions\/14877"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}