{"id":14886,"date":"2012-06-25T12:00:45","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T19:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14886"},"modified":"2012-06-24T09:34:35","modified_gmt":"2012-06-24T16:34:35","slug":"the-avatar-themed-nightclub","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-avatar-themed-nightclub\/","title":{"rendered":"The Avatar Themed Nightclub"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/REeg4LW14Sk?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I hate to say it, but I am immediately suspicious of any venue that is required to use hotel elevator music as the background music for their commercial, and of creepy, bald, earring-ed South African dudes smoking cigars. Does that make me racist? <\/p>\n<p>Truth be told, a nightclub with the same gorgeous imagery and colors that the land in Avatar had would be pretty rad. But if you ask me, this place just looks like a black-lit room full of furniture discarded from failed Vegas bars. In fact, I&#8217;m surprised that they even went with black lights because you can probably see the semen stains all over the loveseats. Needless to say, I probably will not be venturing to South Africa anytime soon to visit Avastar. Maybe I&#8217;m being stupid though, why WOULDN&#8217;T I want to check out a place with waitresses as bangin&#8217; hot as these ladies:<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/yikes.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Perfect 10s, all across the board. Especially you, Mike Basson! <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14886\" data-postid=\"14886\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14886 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate to say it, but I am immediately suspicious of any venue that is required to use hotel elevator music as the background music for their commercial, and of creepy, bald, earring-ed South African dudes smoking cigars. Does that make me racist? Truth be told, a nightclub with the same gorgeous imagery and colors [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[8595,8593,3661,8594,2404],"class_list":["post-14886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thelife","tag-avastar","tag-avatar-nightclub","tag-no-thanks","tag-south-african-nightclubs","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14886"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14886"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14903,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14886\/revisions\/14903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}