{"id":14893,"date":"2012-06-25T11:00:47","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T18:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=14893"},"modified":"2012-06-24T09:34:16","modified_gmt":"2012-06-24T16:34:16","slug":"silly-sex-tip-of-the-day-8","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/silly-sex-tip-of-the-day-8\/","title":{"rendered":"Silly Sex Tip of the Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Each week I share a silly sex tip from Cosmopolitan magazine, with my own commentary to highlight WHY it is so ridiculous. Sometimes they just need further explanation, because at first glance they appear to be sexy and sensual tips for spicing up your sex life, but deep down they are BAD IDEAS. Like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/silly-sex-tip-of-the-day-7\/\">having sex in a CANOE<\/a>, for example.<\/p>\n<p>Other times, though, the ridiculousness is pretty self-explanatory. Like this recent tip, from Cosmo&#8217;s list of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cosmopolitan.com\/sex-love\/tips-moves\/ways-to-touch-his-penis?click=cos_new#slide-3\">&#8220;50 ways to touch him down there.&#8221;<\/a><\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/bcu2-shared.onlinebootycall.com.s3.amazonaws.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/pingpongpenis.jpg\"\/><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Although I&#8217;m sure you can tell yourself how completely BONER-KILLING it would be to start PING-PONGING a dude&#8217;s penis back and forth, I would like to submit this video, so ladies would know what they look like when &#8220;batting it back and forth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8UWErR7eII8?version=3&#038;feature=player_detailpage\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/8UWErR7eII8?version=3&#038;feature=player_detailpage\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>Case closed.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-14893\" data-postid=\"14893\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-14893 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Each week I share a silly sex tip from Cosmopolitan magazine, with my own commentary to highlight WHY it is so ridiculous. Sometimes they just need further explanation, because at first glance they appear to be sexy and sensual tips for spicing up your sex life, but deep down they are BAD IDEAS. Like having [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[8591,8590,8317,3469,8592,8315,2404],"class_list":["post-14893","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dating-and-sex","tag-bad-foreplay-tips","tag-bad-sex-tips","tag-cosmo-sex-tips","tag-cosmopolitan-magazine","tag-silly-sex-positions","tag-silly-sex-tips","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14893"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14902,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14893\/revisions\/14902"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14893"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14893"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14893"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}