{"id":15026,"date":"2012-07-06T11:12:36","date_gmt":"2012-07-06T18:12:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15026"},"modified":"2012-07-06T10:16:33","modified_gmt":"2012-07-06T17:16:33","slug":"which-is-more-awesome-drunk-guy-vs-weather-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/which-is-more-awesome-drunk-guy-vs-weather-man\/","title":{"rendered":"Which is More Awesome? Drunk Guy vs Weather Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fourth of July is one of those holidays that inevitably leads me to think I need a little &#8220;detox.&#8221; Less beer, <i>definitely<\/i>less hot dogs, and less time spent at parties hovering around the chip bowl so they&#8217;re always within arms reach. Therefore, this weekend I ask you to join me in a full body and soul detox &#8211; clean eating, no booze, and good ol&#8217; fashioned laughs to clean out the system. <\/p>\n<p>We can start it off right now, too, with two videos that are just flat out joys: the drunk Seal impersonator, and the best straight-faced weather man I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/scczP4z9xr4?version=3&#038;feature=player_detailpage\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/scczP4z9xr4?version=3&#038;feature=player_detailpage\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The uploader claims he came in from a night of heavy drinking and and decided the best course of action was to film himself serenading his cat with 90s Seal hit, &#8220;Kiss From a Rose.&#8221; It is every bit as romantic as the original. <\/p>\n<p>Then again, there&#8217;s talent oozing from this Virginia weatherman too:<\/p>\n<p><object style=\"height: 390px; width: 640px\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tVEPvXBEOSE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowScriptAccess\" value=\"always\"><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tVEPvXBEOSE?version=3&#038;feature=player_embedded\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowScriptAccess=\"always\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\"><\/embed><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>The straight face? The 100% honest delivery? Fantastic. <\/p>\n<p>But who is the best? It&#8217;s up to you&#8230; let us know in the comments!<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15026\" data-postid=\"15026\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15026 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fourth of July is one of those holidays that inevitably leads me to think I need a little &#8220;detox.&#8221; Less beer, definitelyless hot dogs, and less time spent at parties hovering around the chip bowl so they&#8217;re always within arms reach. 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