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Instead I bring you something that is more awful and terrible and cringe-inducing, and I&#8217;m really sorry if it ruins your week, but I saw it and now you have to suffer along with me.<\/p>\n<p>To be fair, though, I&#8217;m working on a great Comic-Con roundup from the weekend so you can pretend you were in San Diego for the insane, 100,000+ person convention, jam-packed with celebrities and nutjobs alike. 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