{"id":15174,"date":"2012-07-20T09:15:27","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T16:15:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15174"},"modified":"2012-07-20T09:38:48","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T16:38:48","slug":"honey-boo-boo-is-getting-her-own-show","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/honey-boo-boo-is-getting-her-own-show\/","title":{"rendered":"Honey Boo Boo Is Getting Her Own Show"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday! Wait, what? It&#8217;s Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I&#8217;m pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The &#8220;LEARNING&#8221; Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wetpaint.com\/network\/articles\/toddlers-and-tiaras-moms-dress-up-like-their-pageant-daughters-video\">this nightmare<\/a>? Yeah. One of those families is getting their own reality show. Grab a puke bucket and check out this train wreck:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"dit-video-embed\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/static.discoverymedia.com\/videos\/components\/tlc\/f4262ecf244bf76cdcc7cc3ed9d26d6783f7d52a\/snag-it-player.html?auto=no\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowtransparency=\"true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Alright, now that that&#8217;s out of the way, let&#8217;s try to concentrate on real life. Oh, and if you&#8217;re feeling masochistic, here are a few more examples of TLC reality star scum bags: (<a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-worlds-largest-breasts\/\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/man-has-a-fetish-for-his-wifes-breast-milk\/\">here<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/this-guy-is-sexually-attracted-to-his-car\/\">here<\/a>, and (brace yourself) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/woman-addicted-to-growing-her-toenails\/\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15174\" data-postid=\"15174\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15174 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Friday! Wait, what? It&#8217;s Friday? How did that happen? Did we enter a time warp, because I&#8217;m pretty sure it was Monday 5 minutes ago&#8230; Oh well- another day, another dollar, another horrifying show about to premiere on The &#8220;LEARNING&#8221; Channel, starring some humans that should be arrested and thrown in jail forever. Remember [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15174"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15193,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15174\/revisions\/15193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}