{"id":1524,"date":"2025-11-26T08:15:00","date_gmt":"2025-11-26T15:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bcu.onlinebootycall.com\/?p=1524"},"modified":"2025-11-25T12:57:15","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T19:57:15","slug":"5-best-thanksgiving-pick-up-lines","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/5-best-thanksgiving-pick-up-lines\/","title":{"rendered":"5 Best Thanksgiving Pick-Up Lines"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/KKs58tSBLufP0UiG0HHNt8eewlMJqDp7Ubn9k4R9O9A.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-29115\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/KKs58tSBLufP0UiG0HHNt8eewlMJqDp7Ubn9k4R9O9A.jpg 640w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/KKs58tSBLufP0UiG0HHNt8eewlMJqDp7Ubn9k4R9O9A-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/KKs58tSBLufP0UiG0HHNt8eewlMJqDp7Ubn9k4R9O9A-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/11\/KKs58tSBLufP0UiG0HHNt8eewlMJqDp7Ubn9k4R9O9A-65x65.jpg 65w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"340\"><strong data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"338\">In the generous, gluttonous spirit of November, we felt compelled\u2014no, <em data-start=\"193\" data-end=\"212\">morally obligated<\/em>\u2014to bestow upon you the finest Thanksgiving pick-up lines the internet (and several questionable group chats) have to offer.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p data-start=\"342\" data-end=\"525\">Use them wisely. Every single one has an equal chance of getting you lucky, getting you laughed at, or getting you escorted out of the dining room by someone\u2019s aunt who does CrossFit.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"752\"><strong data-start=\"527\" data-end=\"559\">1. \u201cAre those breasts real?\u201d<\/strong><br data-start=\"559\" data-end=\"562\" \/>Dangerous. Reckless. Potentially life-altering.<br data-start=\"609\" data-end=\"612\" \/>If you dare to deploy it, be prepared to immediately follow up with:<br data-start=\"680\" data-end=\"683\" \/>\u201cTHE TURKEY BREASTS. I MEANT THE TURKEY BREASTS.\u201d<br data-start=\"732\" data-end=\"735\" \/>Run if necessary.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"1039\"><strong data-start=\"754\" data-end=\"806\">2. \u201cWanna head back to my place and get sauced?\u201d<\/strong><br data-start=\"806\" data-end=\"809\" \/>A classic\u2014playful, festive, and slightly concerning if delivered while holding an actual bottle of gravy.<br data-start=\"914\" data-end=\"917\" \/>Avoid the darker version: \u201cWant me to pour steaming hot gravy all over you?\u201d<br data-start=\"993\" data-end=\"996\" \/>This is a pick-up line, not a cry for help.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1277\"><strong data-start=\"1041\" data-end=\"1107\">3. \u201cHey baby, want to help me get the juice out of my baster?\u201d<\/strong><br data-start=\"1107\" data-end=\"1110\" \/>A timeless favorite.<br data-start=\"1130\" data-end=\"1133\" \/>Subtle enough to get a laugh, suggestive enough to get a number, and bold enough that your grandma will absolutely hear it from across the room.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1516\"><strong data-start=\"1279\" data-end=\"1344\">4. \u201cIt takes me four and a half hours to really get cookin\u2019.\u201d<\/strong><br data-start=\"1344\" data-end=\"1347\" \/>A perfect line\u2014confident, mysterious, and mildly confusing.<br data-start=\"1406\" data-end=\"1409\" \/>However, if you cannot back up this promise, you risk creating the world\u2019s angriest post-pie situationship.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1774\"><strong data-start=\"1518\" data-end=\"1586\">5. \u201cIs that your pop-up timer, or are you just happy to see me?\u201d<\/strong><br data-start=\"1586\" data-end=\"1589\" \/>Ideal for flirting with men who have no idea what a pop-up timer is.<br data-start=\"1657\" data-end=\"1660\" \/>He\u2019ll laugh anyway, because he\u2019s pretty sure he\u2019s being complimented and that\u2019s all he really needs to hear today.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1810\"><strong data-start=\"1776\" data-end=\"1808\">Honorable Mentions for 2025:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul data-start=\"1811\" data-end=\"2045\">\n<li data-start=\"1811\" data-end=\"1887\">\n<p data-start=\"1813\" data-end=\"1887\">\u201cYou\u2019re looking like the reason I\u2019d break my \u2018no second helpings\u2019 rule.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li data-start=\"1888\" data-end=\"1961\">\n<p data-start=\"1890\" data-end=\"1961\">\u201cCall me the leftovers\u2014because you\u2019ll be thinking about me tomorrow.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<li data-start=\"1962\" data-end=\"2045\">\n<p data-start=\"1964\" data-end=\"2045\">\u201cAre we in the kitchen? Because something between us is definitely heating up.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2164\"><strong data-start=\"2047\" data-end=\"2060\">Remember:<\/strong> Don\u2019t let the holidays dull your flirting game. Turkey may get dry, but your pick-up lines shouldn\u2019t.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2166\" data-end=\"2367\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\">Join OBC for FREE<\/a> and to browse singles nearby who are ready to get lucky <em data-start=\"2255\" data-end=\"2260\">and<\/em> festive. Use our time-tested turkey-tested lines and carve out a truly unforgettable Thanksgiving night.<\/p>\n<p data-start=\"2369\" data-end=\"2388\" data-is-last-node=\"\" data-is-only-node=\"\">Gobble responsibly.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-1524\" data-postid=\"1524\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-1524 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 In the generous, gluttonous spirit of November, we felt compelled\u2014no, morally obligated\u2014to bestow upon you the finest Thanksgiving pick-up lines the internet (and several questionable group chats) have to offer. Use them wisely. 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