Oh, the holidays. They catch us off guard every year. One minute it’s summer, the next, it’s freezing outside and\u00a0we’re expected to cook and spend a nauseating amount of time with the family.<\/p>\n
One way to perk up your fall holiday is to set up a booty call for Thanksgiving night. Here are OBC’s top 5 tips for having a holiday night you’ll be totally thankful for.<\/p>\n
1) Plan Ahead.<\/strong> It’s Thanksgiving. No one is going out clubbin’ tonight. You’ve got your pick of the litter, so make sure to schedule a booty call ahead of time with someone who is trying to escape the family shenanigans just like you. OBC just happens to be full of these folks – so put out your feelings today! Give your place a warm ambience, so your booty call won’t think you’re some creepy Scrooge who hates holidays.<\/p>\n 2) Skip the Ex.<\/strong> The last thing you want is to rekindle an old flame that died for a reason. The holidays are notorious for convincing us we should be in a relationship, but you’ve probably forgotten how clingy she is or how he much he loves chewing with his mouth open.<\/p>\n 3) Don’t Binge on Turkey.<\/strong> It’s called tryptophan and it makes you sleepy. Do you want to fall asleep before you get to the finish line? I didn’t think so.<\/p>\n 4) While you’re at it, don’t get too hammered. <\/b>Cause we all know what happens then.<\/a><\/p>\n 5) Black Friday : Your Escape Plan<\/strong>. It’s the biggest shopping day of the year! It’s foolproof. How can anyone get mad at you for slipping away at 5:30 in the morning when you just want to buy a BluRay player for your ailing grandmother? Whatever you do, don’t let an overly-clingy booty call tag along on your shopping trip.<\/p>\n