{"id":15309,"date":"2012-08-08T09:00:48","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T16:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15309"},"modified":"2012-08-08T07:29:25","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T14:29:25","slug":"good-morning-and-what-in-the-holy-hell-is-this-crap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/good-morning-and-what-in-the-holy-hell-is-this-crap\/","title":{"rendered":"Good Morning, and WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL IS THIS CRAP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently two people who probably shouldn&#8217;t be famous have decided to release music videos within a week of each other to torture us, probably because of that time we broke the living room lamp and blamed it on our brothers. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not really sure which is worse &#8211; Will Smith&#8217;s spawn Jaden&#8217;s awful AWFUL rendition of the hit Foster The People song &#8220;Pumped Up Kicks,&#8221; or Teen Mom Farrah Abraham&#8217;s auto-tuned abomination, &#8220;Finally Getting Up From Rock Bottom&#8221;. <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PFOBd0TWgws?feature=player_detailpage\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"visibility:hidden;width:0px;height:0px;\" border=0 width=0 height=0 src=\"http:\/\/c.gigcount.com\/wildfire\/IMP\/CXNID=2000002.0NXC\/bT*xJmx*PTEzNDQzNTQ3NDA5NTAmcHQ9MTM*NDM1NDc*ODQ1MSZwPTEwNjM2NjImZD*mZz*yJm89MDJjMTk*NTNkOWZmNDU5NGFi\/ZmZmZGQyZGViNjNmYmMmb2Y9MA==.gif\" \/><object type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" data=\"http:\/\/vids.perezhilton.com\/plugins\/player.swf?v=4d22a4f460522&#038;p=vega4-without-ads-transparent-flp&#038;autoplay=true\" height=\"338\" id=\"embedded_player\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/vids.perezhilton.com\/plugins\/player.swf?v=4d22a4f460522&#038;p=vega4-without-ads-transparent-flp&#038;autoplay=true\"\/><param name=\"bgcolor\" value=\"#000000\"\/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\"\/><param name=\"base\" value=\"http:\/\/vids.perezhilton.com\"\/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"\/><\/object><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s too early for this.<\/p>\n<p>My ears hurt.<\/p>\n<p>I feel nauseous. <\/p>\n<p>Etc, etc, etc. <\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15309\" data-postid=\"15309\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15309 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently two people who probably shouldn&#8217;t be famous have decided to release music videos within a week of each other to torture us, probably because of that time we broke the living room lamp and blamed it on our brothers. I&#8217;m not really sure which is worse &#8211; Will Smith&#8217;s spawn Jaden&#8217;s awful AWFUL rendition [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3995],"tags":[8814,8812,8815,8813,3616,6989,5132,5095,2404],"class_list":["post-15309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf-dating-news","tag-awful-songs","tag-farrah-abraham","tag-finally-getting-up-from-rock-bottom","tag-jaden-smith","tag-no-thank-you","tag-pumped-up-kicks","tag-teen-mom","tag-will-smith","tag-wtf","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15309"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15309"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15329,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15309\/revisions\/15329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}