{"id":15317,"date":"2012-08-08T11:00:04","date_gmt":"2012-08-08T18:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15317"},"modified":"2012-08-08T07:30:09","modified_gmt":"2012-08-08T14:30:09","slug":"german-waterslide-goes-male-only-after-injuring-womens-hoo-has","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/german-waterslide-goes-male-only-after-injuring-womens-hoo-has\/","title":{"rendered":"German Waterslide Goes Male-Only After Injuring Women&#8217;s Hoo-Has"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/lPEA_z-K0Eg?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>This video, like <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/human-slingshot-slip-n-slide\/\">many others<\/a> that <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-aqualoop\/\">I have expressed<\/a> concerns <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/vertiginous-tightrope-walking\/\">about<\/a>, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone&#8217;s having with the slide isn&#8217;t the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has made a habit of injuring women&#8217;s lady-parts&#8230; so much so that the water park has decided that for the time being, women will not be allowed to ride the slide.<\/p>\n<p>Part of me wonders how the extreme pressure of the water isn&#8217;t doing similar damage to men&#8217;s twig and berries (or their butts, for that matter), but most of me is too busy cringing in horror picturing what is happening to all these women&#8217;s genitals. ICK.<\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15317\" data-postid=\"15317\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15317 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This video, like many others that I have expressed concerns about, shows a water slide in a German water park called the X-treme Faser slide. However, the issue everyone&#8217;s having with the slide isn&#8217;t the fact that it is terrifying and makes me want to throw up just thinking about it, but that it has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[6665,8810,8811,2404,8809,4543],"class_list":["post-15317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-and-rides","tag-crazy-rides","tag-german-water-slide-injuring-womens-vaginas","tag-women-not-allowed-on-water-slide","tag-wtf","tag-x-treme-faser-slide","tag-yuck","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15317"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15317"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15317\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15330,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15317\/revisions\/15330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}