{"id":15405,"date":"2012-08-16T09:30:59","date_gmt":"2012-08-16T16:30:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15405"},"modified":"2012-08-16T08:33:12","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T15:33:12","slug":"the-best-five-guys-review-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/the-best-five-guys-review-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Best Five Guys Review Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i><b>Disclaimer<\/b><\/i>: although I fully support the comedy in this <i>hilarious<\/i> review of Five Guys burgers by YouTuber <i>Daym Drops<\/i>, I would just like to let it be known that west coast chain In-n-Out is clearly, undeniably, unquestionably, without-a-doubt a better cheese burger than Five Guys&#8217;. In fact, it&#8217;s not even fair to compare them because they are in completely different categories. It&#8217;s like comparing apples to oranges, or more specifically, like comparing apples to 4 week old oranges that have been overly-accessorized and left to rot in the space between your car seat and door. <\/p>\n<p>Unfortunately for those of you of the East Coast, you have not, and will likely <i>never<\/i> experience the nirvana-like bliss that is biting into an In-n-Out Double Double Cheeseburger with onions and a side of animal fries, so I will stop here and let your blissful ignorance continue so you don&#8217;t feel like your lives have been in vain. Go ahead and enjoy this video, because it is funny, not because it is true. Because it&#8217;s not. <\/p>\n<p>Or to put it more simply, &#8220;YO, DAYM DROPS, I&#8217;MMA LET YOU FINISH, BUT IN-N-OUT HAD THE BEST DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER OF ALL TIME.&#8221; <\/p>\n<p>Take it away, bro:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/zGkHRa64sDY?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15405\" data-postid=\"15405\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15405 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Disclaimer: although I fully support the comedy in this hilarious review of Five Guys burgers by YouTuber Daym Drops, I would just like to let it be known that west coast chain In-n-Out is clearly, undeniably, unquestionably, without-a-doubt a better cheese burger than Five Guys&#8217;. In fact, it&#8217;s not even fair to compare them because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[8865,8863,8866,203,11797,8864],"class_list":["post-15405","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-and-drink","tag-daym-drops","tag-five-guys-burgers-and-fries","tag-food-reviews","tag-funny","tag-funny-videos","tag-in-n-out","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15405"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15405"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15405\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15409,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15405\/revisions\/15409"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15405"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15405"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15405"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}