{"id":15436,"date":"2012-08-21T09:24:09","date_gmt":"2012-08-21T16:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/?p=15436"},"modified":"2012-08-21T09:24:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-21T16:24:46","slug":"ultimate-trampoline-fails-compilation-2012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/ultimate-trampoline-fails-compilation-2012\/","title":{"rendered":"Ultimate Trampoline Fails Compilation, 2012"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>PHEW. Hi. Don&#8217;t worry, I didn&#8217;t get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, &#8220;well then what happened? One minute <a href=\"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/walnuts-could-improve-sperm-count\/\">we were talkin&#8217; sperm counts and having a grand ol&#8217; time <\/a>and then POOF, you were gone!&#8221; And to that I will give you this advice: Do not eat Thai food on a Sunday night at 10pm because any Thai place that is open at 10pm on a Sunday most likely faked that &#8220;A&#8221; Health Department rating and by noon the next day you will have vomited up so much Pad Thai that you thought you were probably going to die. Yuck, dude. Yuck.<\/p>\n<p>BUT, I am feeling a solid 75% better today, so let&#8217;s begin Tuesday with a little chuckle, shall we? I give you, the Ultimate Trampoline Fail Compilation, 2012 edition.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"640\" height=\"360\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/k_CTe3DJM8k?feature=player_embedded\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<!--themify_builder_content-->\n<div id=\"themify_builder_content-15436\" data-postid=\"15436\" class=\"themify_builder_content themify_builder_content-15436 themify_builder tf_clear\">\n    <\/div>\n<!--\/themify_builder_content-->\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>PHEW. Hi. Don&#8217;t worry, I didn&#8217;t get hit by a train yesterday, and am not writing this from beyond the grave. You may be thinking, &#8220;well then what happened? One minute we were talkin&#8217; sperm counts and having a grand ol&#8217; time and then POOF, you were gone!&#8221; And to that I will give you [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[255,3876,3297,8883,8882],"class_list":["post-15436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-videos","tag-funny-video","tag-lol","tag-ouch","tag-trampoline-fail-compilation","tag-trampoline-fail","has-post-title","has-post-date","has-post-category","has-post-tag","has-post-comment","has-post-author",""],"builder_content":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15436"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15436"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15439,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15436\/revisions\/15439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.onlinebootycall.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}